In Cat World there is a great dicussion about things people have
learned from thier cats. there are a lot of very good ones I can't post
here, so I ecourage all to make a visit and read them ALL
http://www.cat-world.com.au/forums/index.php?showtopic=102759&st=0
I have learned that NO human has EVER OWNED a cat.
Humans would do well to learn to compose
themselves by cleaning thier paws. It wouldn't prevent cat fights, but
it would probably prevent all out wars.
A cat doen not need to be vocal to be eloquent. A flick of a tail can express more that a dozen well written books
There
seem to be a lot of "feline behavioral experts" who may have never
actually set eyes on an actual cat. The cats have read their books and
thought they were hilarious.
That aparently I AM responsible for the weather, and if it's raining at ALL the doors I should go out there and turn it off, @#$%&%^!
To be careful not to annoy the cat, for she is more clever than she may seem, and boasts that SHE invented revenge.
Whatever
you served the OTHER cat for dinner is better by far than whatever you
served the cat, and you cheated, and are saving the REALLY good stuff
for yourself.
To ALWAYS poach a bit of whatever you are
having - sans the onion, & garlic, cut it into cubes and leave that
bit on the side of the plate for the moochers.
The cat can tell the difference between your dinner and what you set aside for her - and prefers yours.
That
when the human prepares chicken (or turkey, or fish) for dinner the cat
is unwilling to wait until the chicken (or turkey, or fish) is cooked.
It is unwise to leave a chicken and muskmelllon salad unantended
Husbands
NEVER learn NOT to leave a chicken and muskmelon salad unatended, and
WILL howl lowder that a siamese in heat when the cat snarfs his dinner.
Posessions do NOT have posessions, and anyone who shares thier living quarters with the cat is blessed to be the cat's posession
Whatever happened to annoy the cat IS
YOUR
fault. The rain - it's YOUR fault. The cat on the other side of the
window - it's YOUR fault. The other cat that thinks they LIVE in HER
house - it's YOUR fault. The paw that got stepped on while she was
guiding you down the stairs - is YOUR fault. The chili flake she ate
when she snarfed your husband's chicken and muskmelon salad - it's YOUR
fault.
The aftermath of having eaten the chicken and muskmelon
salad topped off by a bit of fresh grass must be horked up in the
middle of the hall infront of the three door way of the bedroom, the
bathroom and the office to emphasize that it is, after all, -YOUR fault
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